04 September, 2007

dah agak dahh..

Possible scenario 1
Driving range, AKCC, last week.


B1: Nah, lu amik voucher Parkson nih, lu gi beli baju anak lu.


B2: Kenapa?


B1: Lu layan anak lu baik-baik weekend nih, beli ape jer dia mintak.


B2: Kenapa?


B1: Minggu lagi satu lu tak payah balik KL, gua dah arrange game on Sat & Sun.


B2: Kenapa?


B2: Lu bnyk tanya plak, ikut jer cakap gua!


B1: OK.




Possible scenario 2
Driving range, AKCC, last week.


B1: Nah, lu amik voucher Parkson nih, lu gi beli baju anak lu.

B2: Kenapa?

B1: Lu layan anak lu baik-baik weekend nih, beli ape jer dia mintak.

B2: Kenapa?


B1: Minggu lagi satu lu tak payah balik KL. Gua nak lu teman gua naik Kedah, BS dah abis pantang, dia nak balik kampung, mak dia nak jumpa cucu.


B2: OK




Possible scenario 3
Rumah no 666, DT, daily chit chat between B1, B2 & M1, last week.


B1: Nah, lu amik voucher Parkson nih, lu gi beli baju anak lu.



B2: Kenapa?


B1: Lu layan anak lu baik-baik weekend nih, beli ape jer dia mintak.


B2: Kenapa?


M1: Minggu lagi satu adik tak payah balik KL. Teman mak gi sana, sini, sinun. Ada orang kahwin, bertunang, bersunat, meninggal, etc..etc..


B2: Mak bawakla DA atau DM, takpun DS ikut mak. Adik dah janji dengan Dinie balik KL every weekend.


M1: Adik ikut jer la mak!


B2: OK.




Possible scenario 4
Telephone conversation between B2 and F1.

B1: Hello bro, mana?


F1: Mana lagi...sini arr! Bro, gua plan weekend nih nak lepak kat xxxxx, lu nak ikut tak?


B1: Tak dapat ar bro, gua weekend kena jumpa anak!


F1: Bro, nak jumpa lu punya susah, takkan takleh... C'mon bro. Dengan budak kecik pun takleh kaw tim!


B1: OK.






Last Night, around 8.30 pm, Dinie and Mama, at BBB

"Mega mendung di angkasa....hembusan bayu dingin terasa..." (phone ringing)

D: Hello...bapak!

B1: Hello Dinie, adik dah makan?

D: Dah, bapak, hari nih Tuesday kan...tomorrow Wednesday, pastu Thursday..Friday..pasti bapak balik kan?

B1: urrr....Dik, weekend nih bapak tak dapat balik, bapak kena kerja.

D: Ohhh..OK takpe laa..

B1: OK Dinie...bye!

D. Bye Pak, I love you.



A few seconds later....

D: Ma, bapak cakap dia tak balik weekend nih, dia kena kerja.

Aku: Ohh..alright then.. Dinie duduk rumah ngan mama ye!

D: Maaa....Dinie sad laarr...

Aku: huusshhh....dah... it's ok.....it's ok....


Yang,

For whatever possible reason that you cannot come home and spend your weekend here with us, will you at least spare a few hours for your daughter...just a few hours....cukup.

Last week, she was darn happy!
Dapat baju baru, seluar baru, kasut baru, gi jalan2, gi makan2!


Last night, she cried herself to sleep...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Darling... I'm Sorry for Dinnie and you.
Finger yourself if u have to.
But in Dinie Case.. I guess only a real men can help you on this.

Sunti Suntilah Suntut said...

Peah,

Aku OK..

1)less dirty laundry to wash

2) No cock to please

equals to restful weekend!

But yeaahh...aku pun gamam tengok Dinie...she loves him too much!

Ari said...

Aku rasa nak file mandatory injunction je suruh Datuk H balik jumpa Dinie. Kalau tak balik, contempt of court, boleh masuk jail.

Pilih, nak masuk jail ke nak balik jumpa anak!!!

Kau rasa macam mana?

Sunti Suntilah Suntut said...

Ari,

Tak payah susah2...
Not worth the effort babes..

*aku nak DHL satu guni tembikai kat umah mak dia esok*

Anonymous said...

Okay, I ll move the injunction. Pro Bono.

When can I have the instruction friend?

Anonymous said...

really ...whats up with the Tembikai dear...Kipas her Arse ker ??
well listen to this song I guess then you know
Bob Carlisle - Butterfly Kisses

There's two things I know for sure.
She was sent here from heaven, and she’s daddy’s little girl.
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night,
She talks to Jesus, and I close my eyes.
And I thank God for all the joy in my life, But most of all...
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin’ little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk beside the pony daddy, it’s my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny, daddy, but I sure tried."
Oh, with all that I’ve done wrong, I must have done something right.
To deserve a hug every morning, and butterfly kisses at night.

Sweet sixteen today.
She’s looking like her momma a little more every day.
One part woman, the other part girl.
To perfume and makeup, from ribbons and curls.
Trying her wings in a great big world. But I remember...

Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin’ little white flowers all up in her hair.
"You know how much I love you daddy, but if you don’t mind,
I’m only going to kiss you on cheek this time."
With all that I’ve done wrong, I must have done something right.
To deserve a hug every morning, and butterfly kisses at night.

All the precise time.
Like the wind, the years go by.
Precious butterfly, spread your wings and fly.

She’ll change her name today.
She’ll make a promise, and I’ll give her away.
Standing in the bride room just staring at her.
She asked me what I’m thinking, and I said, "I’m not sure,
I just feel like I’m losing my baby girl."
Then she leaned over... and gave me...

Butterfly kisses, with her mama there.
Stickin’ little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk me down the aisle daddy, it’s just about time."
"Does my wedding gown look pretty daddy?" "Daddy don’t cry."
With all that I’ve done wrong, I must have done something right.
To deserve a hug every morning, and butterfly kisses.
I couldn’t ask God for more, man, this is what love is.
I know I’ve gotta let her go, but I’ll always remember.
Every hug in the morning, and butterfly kisses...

I'm a gay guy, who actually weeps to this song. So i guess, you should know better when you listen to this song the bond Dinnie have with her Father...and not James Bond kind of bond ..incest

Anonymous said...

PGL Dinie solo lagi tak? Raja Alfi nak tumpang lalu..

Sunti Suntilah Suntut said...

Mama PGL Dinie:

Apsal nak lalu sini lak...lalu jalan lain! kalau nak lalu jugak, kena tol,tembikai 4 bijik!

*smirk*

Anonymous said...

nasib baik Raja Alfi lum pandai cakap..kalau tak, sure dia dah jawap..

tembikai dah takleh guna..bak kata seseorang, memabazir amalan syaitannurrojim..

Sunti Suntilah Suntut said...

tembikai takleh yekk..

heemm....telor satu papan...bleh?

Anonymous said...

sorong papan tarik papan, buah keranji dalam peti..

Sunti Suntilah Suntut said...

errk...buah keranji bukan dalam perahu ker?

 

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