Urinary Infection....MOTIF??

TRIBUTE TO PEAH


Causes:

The urine is normally sterile. An infection occurs when bacteria get into the urine and begin to grow. The infection usually starts at the opening of the urethra where the urine leaves the body and moves upward into the urinary tract.

The culprit in at least 90% of uncomplicated infections is Escherichia coli, better know as E coli. These bacteria normally live in the bowel(colon) and around the anus (aka lobang bontot).

These bacteria can move from the area around the anus to the opening of the urethra. The two most common causes of this are poor hygiene (sentap...harus!) and sexual intercourse (amboi amboi enakk!!).

The following people are at increased risk of urinary tract infection:

- Women who are sexually active (Pengantin baru??) —Sexual intercourse can introduce larger numbers of bacteria into the bladder. Infection is more likely in women who have frequent intercourse. Infection attributed to frequent intercourse is nicknamed "honeymoon cystitis." Urinating after intercourse seems to decrease the likelihood of developing a urinary tract infection.

- Women who use a diaphragm for birth control (takde makna nyerr..).


Symptoms:

- A burning sensation when you urinate. (Pedih & sakit tak hengat!)
- Feeling like you need to urinate more often than usual.
- Feeling the urge to urinate but not being able to.
- Leaking a little urine Cloudy, dark, smelly or bloody urine.


Tips on preventing urinary tract infections:

- Drink plenty of water to flush out bacteria. Drinking cranberry juice may also help prevent urinary tract infections. (Kita orang Malaysia nih....minum air Barli adalah alternatif yang terbaik.)

- Don't hold your urine. Urinate when you feel like you need to. (Anytime...anywhere...everywhere?? Lariikk!!)

- Wipe from front to back after bowel movements. (Alaaa...cebok jer bersih2...haram satu kuman oun tak melekat!)

- Urinate after having sex to help wash away bacteria. (Kalau tertido sampai ke pagi camne??)

- Use enough lubrication during sex. Try using a small amount of lubricant (such as K-Y Jelly) before sex if you're a little dry. (Kering = sakit. takde KY, minyak kelapa pon boleh!)

- Men engaging in anal sex should wear condoms to protect themselves from bacteria found in the bowels. Similarly, women engaging in anal sex should ensure that their partner does not penetrate their vagina after removal from the anus without cleaning themselves first with soap and water. (Lagi geli kann...dah anal, tak cuci, terus masuk mulut...PITAM!!)


Treatment:

Most uncomplicated UTIs can be treated with oral antibiotics. These are usually taken for 3 days in young adults, and 5 days in the elderly.


MORAL DI SEBALIK CERITA: S*R*T* DEFINITELY HAD SEX MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OF US!! YEAA BABY!!