Shahrukh Khan vs Datuk H

Lahabau!! Ape kabau hawau?? Melengkau jer. Ade bace surat kabau?

When my sister told me that SRK was awarded with Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM), which carries the title Datuk by Malacca state government, my heart just burst out!! Gelak kaw2 tak hengat...rasa macam nak bersimpuh...pitam! Malacca...of all state...Malacca!! I finally have issue to sakat my husband!

Aaahhhh...God is great!!

In my opinion, SRK memang deserve..layak selayak layaknyer menerima Datukship nih. He is in many ways, a true Malaccans. Trust me, I know. Tak percaya? Perlukan bukti?Nahh...I present to you my thorough undisputed analysis on:

CIRI2 RAKYAT MELAKA PIAU!

1) Kulit hitam manis

SRK: manggis…sweet!
Datuk H: rentung…kelat!

2) Hidung tinggi..lubang hidung besar…if you look closely, can even see the brain!

3) Bila bercakap…byk tipu dari betul, kaki kencing!

4) Sweet talker.

5) Married to a stunning lady..hehehe.

6) Vanity is the best policy.

SRK: Of course…superstar harus vain!
Datuk H: Of course…slalu vain tak tentu pasal!

7) Outstanding actor.

SRK: you cry and laugh with him!
Datuk H: you cry and laugh at him!

8) Excellent dancer

SRK: Atas keretapi - wohooo!
Datuk H: atas katil - yeehaaa!!

9) Terrible singer

SRK: miming bleh laa…
Datuk H: ke laut babes…ke laut!

10) Contibution kepada Negeri

SRK: NIL
Datuk H: NIL

Tak cukup lagi?? Nak physical evidence plak? Nahhh....amik neehh....





Sama kaann.....

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